The Sleeper takes up one of the precious cubicles with a plug to charge a laptop. Their hair is a mess and their face is stuck to the pages of their chemistry book. No one knows how long they’ve been in Polk or the last time they went outside. However, if they don’t wake up soon, they might miss the final they’ve been studying so hard for.
Approachability: 7/10—Please, wake them up and get them some food.
There’s a mash-up of personalities in The Group. There’s one with their feet up, another feverishly typing, while the leader clutches at their hair, glaring at the one with their feet up. A fourth is on their phone, smirking because they actually got their bit of the project done. Together, they’re a black hole of worry brought on by procrastination.
Approachability: 2/10—Some of the members might be friendly, but the group leader might hit you with a book if you distract their team.
The Talker varies in volume. Some Talkers are just a low stream of mumbling about how it’s almost over, how their professor is the worst, how they should drop out and become a stripper. Others are much more audible, calling home in a state of panic or verbally checking off their to-do list.
Approachability: 8/10—How focused can they really be if they’re talking that much? Besides, someone needs to tell them to shut up.
There’s a wild look in The Caffeinated’s eyes, a mixture of determination and coffee. Sure, they have a ten-page paper due at midnight, but if they can chug three cups of steaming coffee in two minutes, they can crank out half of that paper in an hour. If The Caffeinated also happens to be The Talker, someone save us all.
Approachability: 7/10—More than happy to talk, but don’t expect their undivided attention, as their caffeine level prevents them from doing only one action at a time.
The Scrambler is flipping feverishly through pages of notes and chapter after chapter of their history book, trying to memorize the last 200 years of American history. If they don’t slow down soon, a paper cut is bound to happen and then the blood might make it kind of hard to read their notes. But that won’t stop them from frantically switching to biology and cell diagrams.
Approachability: 6/10—They’ll take a second to register that you’re talking to them, but they probably need a hug.
