Spring break tips

There%E2%80%99s+only+a+few+days+left+until+spring+break%2C+and+you%E2%80%99re+almost+there%21+Before+you+head+out+to+your+vaction+destination%2C+whether+it%E2%80%99s+a+beach+or+a+couch%2C+take+some+advice+from+Dean+of+Students+Art+Munin+and+Advance-Titan+cartoonist+Lee+Marshall.+How+do+you+stay+motivated+the+week+before+break%3F+ART%3A+Keep+moving.+Winter+can+make+you+lethargic.+You+have+to+get+to+the+rec%2C+you+have+to+get+outside%2C+get+moving.+Keep+your+body+in+motion+so+you+can+keep+your+mind+in+motion.+LEE%3A+I+stay+motivated+by+thinking+about+how+many+people+will+probably+reject+me+while+I%E2%80%99m+on+spring+break.+What+are+some+ways+to+stay+entertained+on+a+long+car+ride%3F+ART%3A+I+need+to+be+entertained+in+a+lot+of+car+rides%2C+so+I+listen+to+a+lot+of+podcasts.+My+favorite+right+now+is+called+West+wing+weekly.+Also+listening+to+music%2C+I+always+have+my+personal+playlist+on+a+constant+spin.+LEE%3A+Make+faces+at+the+other+people+driving+by.+I+do+it+all+the+time+and+the+reactions+are+well+worth+it.+How+to+handle+an+exam+the+week+after+spring+break%3F+ART%3A+Of+course%2C+I+would+be+studying+diligently+on+my+spring+break%2C+or+I+would+plead+with+my+professor+for+flexibility.+LEE%3A+Youll+be+fine.+If+you+fail%2C+you+should+just+be+thankful+that+you+even+had+an+exam+that+you+could+fail.+A+lot+of+kids+don%E2%80%99t+even+get+the+opportunity+to+have+an+exam+that+they+can+potentially+fail.+Best+spring+break+destination%28s%29%3F+ART%3A+My+spring+break+destinations+right+now+are+either+a+couch+or+a+la-z-boy.+The+only+other+one+is%2C+now+that+it%E2%80%99s+finally+getting+warmer+out%2C+getting+outside+and+taking+a+hike.+LEE%3A+Anywhere+where+the+girls+rate+me+higher+than+a+3.+Probably+Arkansas+or+Alabama.+Some+tips+for+when+youre+out+on+the+beach%3F+ART%3A+Plan+ahead%2C+plan+for+your+sunscreen%2C+drink+enough+water%2C+stay+hydrated+and+have+a+blast.+LEE%3A+Keep+an+eye+out+for+people+passed+out%2C+then+use+sunscreen+to+draw+phallic+symbols+on+him+so+that+by+the+time+they+wakes+up+there+will+be+a+sunburnt+imprint+of+whatever+you+drew.+Whats+in+your+beach+bag%3F+ART%3A+In+my+beach+bag+is+all+of+my+kid%E2%80%99s+garbage.+All+of+their+goggles%2C+toys%2C+and+stuff+like+that.+At+this+stage+of+my+life%2C+i%E2%80%99m+not+allowed+to+have+things+myself%2C+its+just+their+things+that+im+in+charge+of.+LEE%3A+A+couple+beers%2C+sunscreen+and+probably+a+picture+of+Jesus+to+watch+over+me.+How+to+deal+with+sharing+a+small+hotel+room+with+a+group+of+friends%3F+ART%3A+I+wouldnt%2C+I+would+not+share+a+small+hotel+room+with+my+friends.+I+would+deal+with+that+by+finding+another+hotel+and+having+them+let+me+know+when+it%E2%80%99s+time+for+dinner.+LEE%3A+Sleep+naked.+You%E2%80%99ll+get+a+bed+to+yourself.+Any+other+tips+to+make+sure+you+come+back+alive%2F+not+in+jail%3F+ART%3A+Just+imagine+what+you+do+will+be+on+the+front+page+of+the+newspaper+and+your+grandmother+will+read+it.+LEE%3A+Nah.+You%E2%80%99re+probably+going+to+die+or+go+to+jail.

Collin Goeman

Collin Goeman, Campus Connections Editor
March 15, 2018