Welcome to Sex In-The-920! I’m the Carrie Bradshaw of UW-Oshkosh, or your college sex guru. Breaking up with someone is always awkward, whether you love them or not. However, sometimes it’s better to just end the relationship than hold onto something that isn’t even real. So I couldn’t help but wonder, how many people are getting dumped currently, and in what ways are we dumping? I give you the two best ways to break up with someone.

1. In person conversation

This method is the most awkward, but the most respectful and gives the most closure. The way to go about it is to send the: “We need to talk text.” This allows them to have a sense of what’s happening. Once you send that text, pick your location, and you should drive separately if possible. Driving separately is most beneficial because then you can leave the situation at any point, if needed. I recommend going to a park, because it’s most private, and the scenery can be relaxing. Once you’re there, sit on a bench, rather than the other person’s car because walking back to yours would be awkward. Then, you ease into it.

2. A phone call

I’ve used this method in the past, and let me say, it is a little strange but it gets the job done. A phone call is ultimately better than a text message. This way, the person can hear your voice, and perceive your message the way you want it to be perceived. If you’re really nervous to meet in person, a phone call can calm the nerves. Although it isn’t the best method, a friend can be there in secret to help you through it all. I would recommend writing a script and reading it off, and just doing that. Allow them to talk, and ask questions, but don’t let them try to drag you back into it.

My list is small, but that’s for a reason. With that in mind, my question has been answered, people are constantly getting broken up with but in bad ways. I believe that a break is just a prequel to a break up. Breaks just make me think that you should end the relationship, because you’re in this break for a reason. If your relationship is bad enough to go on a break, why are you still in it, and stressing over it? I also think the classic text break up is so petty. Hello, lazy.

While you can write up a good message, this is just a cowardly move to do. Don’t get me started on cheating, rather than breaking up. That’s a column for another day. Remember, breaking up with someone is always hard, but communication is important, so listen before you act on the decision. Always remember to trust yourself, and your decision making skills. If you’re feeling like you want to break up with someone, there’s a reason.