Independent Student Newspaper of UW Oshkosh Campuses

The Advance-Titan
Independent Student Newspaper of UW Oshkosh Campuses

The Advance-Titan
Independent Student Newspaper of UW Oshkosh Campuses

The Advance-Titan

You’ve Been Served

Lee Marshall, Cartoonist • December 6, 2018

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You’ve Been Served

Lee Marshall, Writer • November 8, 2018

Students and staff joined together at Titan Nights last Friday as ghost hunter Chris Moon led them on a quest for spirits around campus. UWO senior and human services leadership major Clara Hewins said...

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You’ve been served

Lee Marshall, Cartoonist • October 25, 2018

Keys to surviving pub crawl Know your limits It’s easy to get caught up in the excitement. The air is crisp, the sun is shining and the beer is flowing. You’re dancing, people are shouting, your shirt is off and your mom calls. Reality comes crashing down. You haven’t looked at the clock in hours. The sun is lower now than it was last time you checked. The 30-pack of beer you bought is empty and what’s that? It’s coming, it rises from down low and percolates up, up through the stomach, through the chest, out the throat, onto the ground and you realize you have puked. Don’t be that person, know your limits. Have a buddy People are malicious. It’s sad to say, but they are. Keep a buddy close. You never know when, why or what will happen. Best of all, it’s nice to have a buddy to share the good times with. Dress appropriately The weather for this year’s Crawl looks perfect, 50 degrees and sunny. That doesn’t mean it won’t get cold later on. With your fully charged phone, you’re going to want to take those selfies we were talking about earlier: And what looks worse in a picture than somebody else’s sweatshirt? Nothing. Make sure you have all your appropriate clothing: boots, hoodies, pants and for the audacious, a beanie. Have fun Pub Crawl only comes around twice a year. You work hard; you deserve this. Meet new people, challenge yourself on the dance floor, go for the quan, hit that na na, be you. Keep yourself and your best interests in mind. Remember these important steps and we’ll all have fun.

Keys to surviving Pub Crawl

Jack Tierney, Campus Connections Editor • October 11, 2018

Shannon: Hey Louise, I’m thinking about getting a really nice car that I can’t afford. Louise: Well you know what they say, you always want what you don’t have. Shannon: True that. Kind of like how I also don’t have an STD. Shannon: Or a felony. Shannon: And I guess I don’t have a naked picture of my grandma!

Shannon and Louise

Lee Marshall, Cartoonist • September 20, 2018

Lee Marshall

Former Chancellor Richard Wells has recently been charged with criminal charges after allegations of misusing taxpayer money. Even though the Alumni Welcome and Conference Center is great and all, what more constructive purposes could this money have been used for? 259 pitchers for each student 4,461,538 slices of mac and cheese pizza from Polito’s Free semesters tuition for 3,844 students (27% of the student body) Nine rec plexes (or maybe one completed on schedule) Pay a Campus Connection editor’s rent for 36,250 months Bump all of The Advance-Titan editor’s salaries up to $966,666.67 We could fund the Men’s Tennis team for 1,318 years, and a Men’s Soccer team for 162 years 48,333 campus parking passes Could hire a Bye-Gosh fest lineup featuring both Rihanna and Beyonce (with about $1 million left over for other entertainment)

What can $14.5 million buy?

Collin Goeman, Campus Connections Editor • May 3, 2018

Apples and oranges

Lee Marshall • April 26, 2018

You’ve been served

Lee Marshall • April 19, 2018

B.R.O.S.

Lee Marshall, Cartoonist • April 12, 2018

You’ve been served

Lee Marshall • March 15, 2018

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