Independent Student Newspaper of UW Oshkosh Campuses

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Independent Student Newspaper of UW Oshkosh Campuses

The Advance-Titan
Independent Student Newspaper of UW Oshkosh Campuses

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biter

The Biter– The air around The Biter is 10 degrees colder than the rest of Polk. Their body has sucked up all of the warmth to make sure they don’t actually freeze while they glower at the study guide on the table, their teeth bared. Their hair is wild and their eyes are bloodshot because they refuse to blink and lose even a moment soaking in the information in front of them. One little disturbance could set them off, anything from someone laughing too loudly to someone dropping a pencil., Approachability: 0/10—Do not approach them unless you’re looking for a reason to end up in the hospital.

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