Independent Student Newspaper of UW Oshkosh Campuses

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Independent Student Newspaper of UW Oshkosh Campuses

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Independent Student Newspaper of UW Oshkosh Campuses

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spreader

The Spreader– Based on the number of books lying open on the table, with notebooks and papers littered everywhere, it seems impossible that it all comes from one person. The Spreader needs room to think. They need room to breathe, or they just might have a panic attack. Even if they look like they’re only using one of the table’s four chairs, don’t ask to borrow any. They might need it for a footrest or to make a bed soon. Approachability: 5/10—They’re not dangerous, but they won’t fully comprehend anything you say.

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