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Independent Student Newspaper of UW Oshkosh Campuses

The Advance-Titan

Independent Student Newspaper of UW Oshkosh Campuses

The Advance-Titan

Independent Student Newspaper of UW Oshkosh Campuses

The Advance-Titan

Comic

Shannon: Hey Louise, I’m thinking about getting a really nice car that I can’t afford. Louise: Well you know what they say, you always want what you don’t have. Shannon: True that. Kind of like how I also don’t have an STD. Shannon: Or a felony. Shannon: And I guess I don’t have a naked picture of my grandma!